From corny jokes to cringeworthy fashion choices, there’s so much to love about the father figures in our lives–including their inability to pronounce the name of their favorite restaurant: Chipotle.

At long last! Vallejo finally has a Chipotle (Pronounced: “Chipotle”). If you’ve never been … really? Who are you, Anthony Bourdain? Your options at Chipotle are simple: Burrito, Taco, Bowl. You can ...