What better way to start the morning than with a smile? (Well, with chocolate, honestly, but smiling is cheaper and, more to the point, fits with the pattern we're pitching here.) We've got a for you ...

OK, it's time to sit back, sip some cocoa and take stock: How'd your holiday knitting go? Anyone ooh and aah over your skillfully crafted presents? Any tactless ignorant wretch uninformed soul look at ...