This just in from New Dismal, D.C. – Egg Crisis Solved. The genius cooks at Elon’s Half-Bakery have whipped up a recipe which, when fully implemented by US egg producers, will result in breathtakingly ...

Really, you are doing an eggcellent job. In fact, eggceptional. There have been lots of letters blaming you for rampant inflation. A pressing concern seems to be the price of eggs. Being a major user ...