Meet 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐳, the dog so round he doesn’t walk into a room — he rolls in. 🥔 He’s 89.8 pounds of pure loaf, with a boxer face and a 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧-𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 that is ready to wait not so patiently next to you at the dinner table. His tail nub wiggles like it’s doing cardio, but trust us, the rest of him is not. His intake notes claim he was “found running loose.” Running?? Sir, the only marathon this guy has completed is All You Can Eat Night. At 7 years old,